Uber gay Christmas ornaments

How would you describe these??

I think uber-gay is an understatement for these W-E-I-R-D ornaments. The Mermaid nurse of the red cross??? Who on earth has such an imagination? Jonathan the merman in fact came as much less of a surprise for me. I wonder why.. Perhaps its that mermaid has a profession as well that is the greatest perversity of all, or is it her hand-bag and bracelets that make her a bit of a tart. Jonathan on the other hand looks as though he has turned up in full drag at the Rio-de-Janeiro carnival to be the queen of your Xmas tree.

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